The elderly woman whose daughter was trying to visit emerged again from her front door. She was carrying a golf club. She walked shakily into the road and, without saying anything, started laying into the car driver and his car with the club. Some bus passengers and pavement bystanders shouted “No!” in horror; others cheered her on. I wondered which was the greater risk: that she would injure him, or that he would attack and injure her. The purple faced woman almost fell out of her window in her orgasmic approval.
That’s the trailer from the newly released blockbuster movie, Peace and Goodwill on Earth 3, now showing at The Growlery. Starring Felix Grant, of course.
(Yes, I am laughing. Not so much at the event as at Felix in the event. Or I should say, my idea of Felix which is (surely!) much more (wonderfully) absurd than the real Felix.)
-Julie
