What is the deal with the *bleeping* double-zippers on winter coats? I can never get them to zip on the first try. Four, five six times, I do the zipper thing with them and it jams or one side goes up without zipping. Every double-zippered coat that I have … same thing. My life is spent trying to zip.
Google does not find legions of other enraged zippers, so I must be the only zipper-impaired person in the world. Even Amazon does not have a “Zippers: the Missing Manual”. No 800 help numbers, no remedial training. I may have to dial 911 to get my coat zipped up.
Yes, I know there are buttons, Velcro, string … staples. But I want to do like the grown-ups do and wear double-zippers.
-Julie
