It’s pretty hard to bring sex into a blog about compositing, but I’m going to try. I was going to title this post “Viagra for Photographers” but I think we are all pretty tired of Viagra jokes.
Everybody has those days when they get all there gear together, set out to make do their thing and find … absolutely nothing. There is no response, no attraction, ones brain is filled with Styrofoam and thoughts of failure. Wouldn’t it be great if there was a pill …?
I live in a remote, rural setting with a lot of dogs. Whenever I set out to find pictures, there’s at least one dog along for the tour. Usually a Jack Russell or two, but sometimes a Basset Hound. We all set out in search of our prey.
I am jealous of the dogs. They find their subjects, not only with their eyes, but with their ears and their nose. The Jacks will stand stone still for minutes at a time, listening and staring at the ground, then suddenly jump about two feet into the air. When they land, their feet are already roto-tilling the ground sending dirt flying – I’ve been hit by flying turf more than once. Or they see things, or they smell them. Sometimes all three at once. They hunt with every fiber of their body.
The Basset can track anything, anywhere, just by inhaling. She tracks me just for the joy of it, howling and baying all the while, even when she can see me. (Once she actually caught something; a mole. However, rather than kill it, she held it gently , head-first in her mouth and the critter bit her severely on the tongue. She wouldn’t let go, but she made a terrible wailing. I had to rescue her.)
Wouldn’t it be nice if great visual subjects sent out a scent, or made a particular sound – a humming or rustling – anything at all would be most helpful when ones eyes have gone tone deaf? The sensation as one zeroed in on that perfect photographic target would be positively climactic.


